Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.