Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.