Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park