Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
I'll let you know when I find out...
The lanlord!
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
To prove that he was framed!
Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
A crustacean :D :D
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Because it was charged with battery.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Park somewhere else.