Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.