Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.