Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.