They both got nailed all night.
Because she said so and that's final.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
a manual.
No, dummy. Superman.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.