What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog