What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!