What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!