Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's