Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.