Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Black Mother Jokes More Black Mother Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!