Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

Black Mother Jokes More Black Mother Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.