Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names