Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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By how often he ripostes.

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Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.