What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.