How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.