How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

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How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.