What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......