What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What is a ducks drug of choice?

Quack.

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."