What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas