What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "