What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."