Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark