Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Ford was my best friend.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.