Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark