Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.