Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".