Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.