Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams