Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.