Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.