Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport?

Cross-Crountry

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.