Dead Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.