What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.