What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.