What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

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Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them