What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps