Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.