Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.