What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.