What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog