What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.