What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.