What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.