What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.