What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.