What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.