What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.