No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Episcopaleontologists
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Rats!
Because they steal all the green cards
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
By watching corn!
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.