What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!