It was worth a shot.
Invite two of them.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
It was an udder catastrophe.
Fo' Frizzle
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."