What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything