What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"