How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach