How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.