Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

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What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.