Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.