Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.