Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.