What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction