What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS