What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction