What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS