What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.