What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!