What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !