What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !