What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !