What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"