What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'