What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?