Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
Not yet," she replied
Boo jeans.
Because they all wore mittens.
Does it matter?
All Fridays Matter
A salad.
Because it saw the salad dressing
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "