What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."