What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.