What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Diabetic Jokes More Diabetic Jokes

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.