What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Diabetic Jokes More Diabetic Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.