What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.