What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.