What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.