Paul Walker Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What's Paul Walker's favorite drink?

Fireball

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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His shoulder.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Common Jokes More Common Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

Well Driver Jokes More Well Driver Jokes

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.