What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.