What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.