All Apologies
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nirvana
Two more bullets.
Smells Like Teen Spirits"
The people miss Harambe.
A bullet.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Bob.
Hormones
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Ice caps !
A pillow
Kermit's finger.
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.