Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.