Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".