Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod