Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Because he wanted to look mptnt
An accountant without the sense of humour.
An account*ant*.
Fold it in half !
Whoreigami
