How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami