How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !