What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)