What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!