What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.