What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!