What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter