What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.