What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died