What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!