What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls