What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.