How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.