How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.