How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.