How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.