ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Myth-conception
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Holy Guacamole
Off-pudding.
Human beans