How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.