What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.