What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders