What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.