Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!