Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!