Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.