At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
They are wearing suspenders and a belt.
William Shat-on-her
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
The feet.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
We saw that same joke two days ago
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
The www.izard of Oz.
El Taco Lips.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
Plato Nachos
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
They heard there was water at the end
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
