At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
I don't have a mercedes in my garage!
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
To get to the other side.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Picardi and coke
Coke.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Owens can finish a race.
Racist
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Plato Nachos
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
A Kenyan child.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
