At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
Red, because it runs the most.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
It chips.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
They heard there was water at the end
A Kenyan child.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
