At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
Pop-cycle
A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
She was the beast of the show!
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Because it was soda pressing.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
It chips.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
He had a problem with his hamstring.
They heard there was water at the end
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
