What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.