What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

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What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist