What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers