What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."