What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.