A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
My ears are burning!"
It did snot want to be late
because he is a Boxer
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Pen and Oink!
Because he is an erascist.