Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.