Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball