Ink Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"