Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.