Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.