Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.