How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire