How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.