How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.