How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.