How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.