How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf