You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
It got toad away.
Donald Ducks I'll show myself out
The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.
A Countach
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
hit him in the face with an Axe
Go axe your mother."
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
It was an ax-I-dent.