You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
He was burnt at the steak.
Hey! I'm Joaquin here!
A Purrgeot.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do