Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
You tape bread to the ceiling.
A raft
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Peter Pants I just made it up
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
They were fried in ancient grease!
A: They both have had major burns on their face.
hit him in the face with an Axe
The SWAT team
Your mum
A lardvark!
SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK
Smack her.
