How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Previous Random Joke Next
Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.