How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.