Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
A rake.
They're practically non existent.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
10 after 1
In hareplanes.
A magic banana...
Friday
They were fried in ancient grease!
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
It's never ending.
A Blunt force
The SWAT team
Because Greece is at the bottom.
A lardvark!
Smack her.