How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.