Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
A once in a lifetime opportunity.
Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
guy who invented ketchup packets
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
When my problem is my face!
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
A Blunt force
An unidentified frying object.
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
Get bent!
