Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force