Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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they smack my bishop

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A Blunt force

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !