Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po