Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Keemstar Jokes More Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !