Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.