Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.