What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.