How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach