How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener