How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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He's looking over his shoulder

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