How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!