Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What does a racist baker exclaim?

white flour!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!