Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.