Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!