Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"