Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.